hope my momma dont see it

so day 1 of spring break (well 3 i think) started off good... woke up way past noon stayed in bed in the dark listening to instrumental music and texting a friend didnt even take a shower ( i still havent yuck!!! lol he told me to and we all know how obedient i am) anyway googling random stuff reading blogs.... My two cousins melissa and cynthia came over.... they brought apple pie oh and the little monster joshua ( my world) spoiled little brat!! he wanted popcorn so i learned how to make it in a pot and made it... and it was awesome ( i hate popcorn) anyway the lil monsters dad came to pick him up and he wasnt done so i packed his popcorn and a goodie bag lol soo cute the only bag i found it was perfect and he loved it and appreciated it.... so anyway he takes the popcorn and then cynthia decides she wants popcorn too so me being really excited that i know how to make popcorn... decides to make her some only i had to pee went to the bathroom and totally forgot about the popcorn next thing i realize theres smoke everywhere and it smells burned.... so i run turn off the stove open all windows and thank the good lord my parents were sleeping 2 floors away otherwise i woulda been f%^&d oh and melissa caught it all on video and uploaded it to facebook hope my momma dont see it